Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Tyra Banks Quotes

Here are some quotes by the lovely Tyra Banks:

  • Black women don't have the same body image problems as white women. They are proud of their bodies. Black men love big butts.
  • Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers.
  • I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care.
  • I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous.
  • Black women have always been these vixens, these animalistic erotic women. Why can't we just be the sexy American girl next door?
  • I love the confidence that makeup gives me.
  • I liked college guys but they could tell I was just a skinny girl.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Girl Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - ALbert Einstein

a girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous - Coco Chanel

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. - JD Salinger

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. - Tallulah Bankhead

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist. - Mae West

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty - Gregory I

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot - Alan Beck

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Quotes about Sex

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader

Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis

If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.