Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Quotes about Sex

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader

Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis

If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

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