Quotes about Sex

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader

Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis

If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Virginity Quotes

Here are some famous quotes about virginity:

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" - George Carlin

"It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge" - Voltaire

"Virginity is a bubble in the froth of life - one prick and it's gone" - Unknown

“Losing your faith is a lot like losing your virginity, you don't realize how irritating it was 'til it's gone” - Unknown

"Credibility is like virginity. Once you lose it, you can never get it back.” - Unknown

“I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move.” - Madonna

“There was never virgin got till virginity was first lost” - William Shakespeare

“I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?” - Adam Ant

Quotes About Sex

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! George Bernard Shaw
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. John Waters
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. Woody Allen
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. Aldous Huxley
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. Brendan Francis
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. Marge Piercy
Sudden acquaintance brings repentance. Thomas Fuller